Golden-Globes

You know what I’m watching tonight? The Golden Globes that’s what! I’m gonna be commenting along, playing a drinking game and just bringing the LOLs altogether. A shot each time someone says ‘glamour’. This ain’t gonna end well. Watch it with me here. Start refreshin’ and tell me what you think! It might end up on the live blog.

22:55: Okay just sat down with my Pringles, LIDL cheese bread and Sambuca.

23:00: Brad Goreski looks hot in Louis Vuitton.

23:03: If this is the new Fashion Police… Where’s Kathy Griffin?

23:07: Sex and the City! Oh man I feel old.

23:08: AND FRIENDS. Scratch that I feel ancient.

23:12: Amal is gonna be in Dior? Can’t wait to see.

23:14: LOL @ Progresso Light commercial. Story of my life girl…

23:19: I’m still in denial Oscar de la Renta is gone.

23:23: Not over Brad’s LV. So hot.

23:24: I’m out of Pringles and the red carpet is not even on yet. Cute.

23:29: All this George Clooney hype….. ALLAĦARES MA JIRBAĦX LOL

23:31: Tequila body shots with George? Yes please.

23:34: KEIRA IN DENIM!!!!! YES EVERYTHING YES.

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23:36: How to lose a guy in 10 days? Watch the Golden Globes eating cheese bread.

23:41: Seriously pizza commercials STAHP.

23:44: Ehe kollha se jkunu jridu jilbsulek libsa that makes the hips look THIS BIG… LOL

23:47: FASHION POLICE STARTS TOMORROW? I miss Joan.

23:48: GLAMOUR… GLAMOUR… That’s two Sambuca shots.

23:52: Jennifer Lopez has a movie coming out called The Boy Next Door? Inspired by that Eve Longoria D.H. moment.

23:57: Those makeovers were good.

00:02: HOLY ROSAMUND PIKE BOOBZ. In Vera Wang!

00:04: She keeps looking away. She doesn’t like Ryan.

00:05: EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE! Ġibuli fan.

00:10: That Ryan Seacrest/Burberry moment was awkward.

00:11: WHY IS CONCHITA AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES? I can’t.

00:14: Can’t believe Pike had a baby weeks ago… #respect

00:17: Lena is not a blonde anymore!!! She’s wearing red.

00:21: Red lipstick goes with everything. Even (Gucci) yellow dresses. Thank you Naomi Watts.

00:22: No Amy Adams. That is one SUPER BORING VERSACE!

00:23: She likes to spread it around hey.

00:30: Oh my God Lorde looks incredible.

00:35: Is it too early to say Lorde is the best dressed of the night? In Narciso Rodriguez.

00:38: Where are the Diors?

00:42: Matt Bomer. Please just stop it. Why are you doing this to me?

00:43: This is all.

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00:44: Lena looks much safer and classic Hollywood than usual in Zac Posen. Is it a good thing?

00:45: Good colour on Amy Poehler.

00:46: What the f*ck is Tina Fey wearing?

00:47: Hello hottest couple ever!

00:48: Emily Blunt in Michael Kors is giving me life.

00:52: GAGGING AT ALLISON WILLIAMS IN ARMANI PRIVE. WOW!

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00:53: Really Sienna Miller? That was the one? LOL

00:58: Ryan Seacrest is such a boring host.

01:01: Julianne Moore in Givenchy looks extraordinary.

01:01: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AMAL CLOONEY!!!!!

01:06: Amal was wearing white gloves. Carina must be really happy right now.

01:11: I need a break.

01:14: I spotted Claire Danes! Looks like a Valentino.

01:16: The world is freaking out #GoldenGloves

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01:18: J TO THE LOW! LOL! Oh my God where is the fabric?

1:19: Eddie Redmayne says ‘Oh you know what…’ a lot. Don’t worry love ya anyway.

01:22: Matthew looks like he needs a shower.

01:25: Thanks Keira for telling us it took 30 people to make that fugly Chanel dress.

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01:29: What the fudge is Jennifer Aniston wearing? No babe no.

01:30: Is Emma Stone in a jumpsuit????? Please advise.

01:31: HER BROTHER IS CHEWING GUM. Not cute bruh…

01:34: J.Lo… HEMM XI ŻEJŻA JEW? Okay no more Sambuca.

01:37: Apparently Amal sewed her own white gloves. So much respect for this lady / DYING!!!

01:41: So much red on the red carpet. Lena, Allison, Helen, Viola… Kind of ridiculous.

01:43: Emma Stone is a rule breaker. And I love it.

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01:48: I can’t deal with Alan Cumming’s blush tuxedo.

01:50: Say what ya want… Amal is on fleek. And that side eye meme. DEAD.

01:55: Not sure how I feel about Felicity Jones’ teal Dior…

02:00: Well that was fun. Time for Tina and Amy! Have a good night people and thanks for tuning in!

THOUGHTS?
  • nicole

    kiera’s SICK body! is going on my motivational board .. post christmas workouts hello!

  • Devil Wears Pra-duh

    I KNOW! Obsessed X 1,000,000